I bet you you would love to worship a beautiful, perfectly pedicured pair of feet with perfect toenail polish, and all buffed and shined up, that smell pretty huh?? No, loser!! You don't get to, nor do you even WISH to worship feet like that. You get to worship My BEAUTIFUL feet, a week after wearing the same socks, and smelly sneakers that I've had for several years.... a about a month since My last pedicure!! In fact, you should have to give Me a MOUTH pedicure;... after I stomp on your face with My bare, sweaty feet!!