Oh hey sweetie! Thanks for coming round.... Oh I'm just working off a really huge meal actually...

Oh you can't get a hold of your wife can you? I thought you said you were so over that slut? That anytime you could get a clean break you were so outta there and we could be together...

What if I told you that there was a way out for you? That you could finally just be happy with me forever...

You'd take it wouldn't you?

Well I have good news for you hunni... I took care of that slut.... Ate her right up!