Come in sweetie. Aaah I didn't hear you coming in there. Yes I was taking a nap. Gosh I'm so tired...

I've been working my way through this huge bloated belly! Oh hon don't give me that look. Let me explain...

So I went to town right... Minding my own business as I do. And I was heading back to catch my bus when this creepy guy started following me.

I tried to ignore him.

Then I tried telling him I wasn't interested in talking to him.

I even told him I had a big scary boyfriend hoping that would scare him off.

But he kept following me li...

Come in sweetie. Aaah I didn't hear you coming in there. Yes I was taking a nap. Gosh I'm so tired...

I've been working my way through this huge bloated belly! Oh hon don't give me that look. Let me explain...

So I went to town right... Minding my own business as I do. And I was heading back to catch my bus when this creepy guy started following me.

I tried to ignore him.

Then I tried telling him I wasn't interested in talking to him.

I even told him I had a big scary boyfriend hoping that would scare him off.

But he kept following me like some weirdo... He even jumped on the bus with me and kept turning round to look at me.

But that's not the worst thing hun... Oh my gosh! No...

He got off at the same stop as me and started following me home. He had me cornered in an alleyway and he started trying to grab my boobs.

That's when I flipped!

I dunno, I must have been scared. Or maybe it was cos I was so hungry... I mean, I was pretty hungry all day. And I think being so hungry made me feel extra excited about him as a tasty meal. Besides he was a pervert! So I'm not sorry.... Heck no!

Yes I ate him!

Right there on the spot! You shoulda seen the shock on his face!

He was 'that close' to my boobs cos he was tryna cop a feel. Slid right in before he knew what hit him. Sooo easy! He didn't even have time to react....

Oh hun I know I said I wouldn't eat any more people after last time. But he's a bad guy... He's been moaning and begging me to let him out but he doesn't deserve it does he? All he deserves is for my body to crunch up his pervy bones. He tried hanging on to the top of my stomach when I was rushing home. I think he can see it stretching and bubbling waiting for him...