We need to talk about where our relationship is going. We’ve been dating for a while now but you keep asking me about what happened to my ex bf. I think it’s important that you know because you say you want to have with me someday. We start our own wonderful little house together. Well that’s gonna be pretty difficult to do for me. You see I’m different from the other girls. When I make a baby with someone I have to eat them right after. Just like a preying mantis.....