Pssst

Is it true?

A little birdie told me that you have a dirty little perversion... That you love big swollen round pregnant bellies... You can't get enough of them...

Little birdie also told me that you're a micropenis babydick having fuck who's probably shooting blanks anyway so couldn't even get one in for touchdown if he tried hahahah!

But somehow I know that you seeing this and hearing me tell you how hopeless your cock skills are only makes you even more horny....

Oh my! You are a fucking pervert aren't you?