I've just turned 18, and my step-mom clued me in to a special family tradition. To be initiated into my family as a woman, I have to pick one undeserving loser to kick in the balls. Surprise! Its you! Step-Mom even lent me her special pair of pointy toe high heels. She calls them her "nut crackers." Pretty great, huh? Okay, loser, spread those legs. I've never done this before... but I'm ready to give it my best!