I want you to be my little bitch this summer. You will be my lackey, fetching drinks for my hot girlfriends and I. You will tote our beach gear around so we don't have to burden ourselves. You will pay the tabs we rack up with buckets and coconut lime daquiris. You'll cook for us, rub suntan lotion into our golden skin, and massage our feet. You'll stand by on your hands and knees like the loser fuck you are while we flirt with hot guys, and convince them to use you as well. Its going to be a GREAT summer!