My boyfriend has huge feet. And you know what they say about men with big feet... they have to wear big shoes. (Hah.) I try on these crazy size 14 sneakers and imagine it would be like if MY feet were this big. Oh, the possibilities.. I could smash your whole face with one good stomp. I could obliterate your balls with just the tips of my toes. I could rule the world with my supersized feet.