My bitchy coworker is getting out of hand. Just wait until you see what this ho did to my arm. She's just jealous because I have been wearing all these sleeveless dresses to work, and its CLEAR I have the best arms in the office. They're more perfect than ever. So long and lean. I run my lips over the perfect smoothness of my arms, darting my tongue out for the occasional taste. She WISHES she had arms like these. Maybe I should grab her by the smug face and her to worship my arms JUST LIKE THIS until she admits I'M the office goddess.