We need to talk. Its going to be uncomfortable for both of us, but we need to be honest with each other or this relationship will never work out. I'm just gonna lay it out there- you don't fuck me right. I get no pleasure at all from your little pencil dick. You're not even that sexual. Me... I have needs. I need to be fucked by a real man. I love sex. You had your chance, and you blew it. I've had to take matters into my own hands. That's right. I went out and got fucked RIGHT by someone else. No, it wasn't some random dude from a bar. Well, this is going to be awkward, but it was actually...

We need to talk. Its going to be uncomfortable for both of us, but we need to be honest with each other or this relationship will never work out. I'm just gonna lay it out there- you don't fuck me right. I get no pleasure at all from your little pencil dick. You're not even that sexual. Me... I have needs. I need to be fucked by a real man. I love sex. You had your chance, and you blew it. I've had to take matters into my own hands. That's right. I went out and got fucked RIGHT by someone else. No, it wasn't some random dude from a bar. Well, this is going to be awkward, but it was actually one of your friends. We've had this crazy sexual tension thing going on for a while. It finally came to a head, and it was AMAZING! I've never been fucked like that.
Shall I go on? Haha.