I'm all worked up over another man, but bummer of bummers, I'm stuck with you right now. Its a shame you aren't hot or even good looking... or even chock-full of personality to make up for your unfortunate looks. I have all this pent-up sexual energy and nothing to do with it. Ah well, I guess I can take some of my frustration out on you. I could have fucked you and scratched this itch, but I really can't risk the hit my reputation would take if anyone ever found out.