I'm so excited to finally get married! Now is the time to perfect everything before the big day. We need the perfect dress, a great location, a huge guest list! This is going to be GREAT! There is one little catch though... one little thing that is NOT perfect. Before I walk down that aisle, you need to get your saggy dick snipped. I refuse to have an uncircumcised husband. The thought of being stuck with all those loose folds for the rest of eternity makes me want to vomit. You need to trim that mess up before I even deign to wear the engagement ring you bought.