Hi honey! We're throwing a shower today in your honor. My pregnant husband is getting bigger and bigger! Everyone we know wants to see, and congratulate you. You've gotten sooo fat- those huge mumma milkers, that big round belly, and those heavy, heavy hips. You look like you're ready to pop! Take a lap around the room and show that preggo body off. I really feel this is going to spark a boom of pregnant husbands! All my friends have been talking about it since you got knocked up.