The holidays are here, and for you, they're going to be the loneliest yet. Your life hasn't gotten any better, you aren't any happier. Another year has gone by, and nothing positive has changed in your life. You're still a chronic masturbator, a femdom addict, and a repulsive, depressed loser. Porn and jerking off are still going to be the center of your life in 2022. You and I are going to take your miserable existence even further into debauchery. You don't have the self-control it would take to be anything but a loser, so let's commit to making you the biggest loser of 2022.