Yuck! You're always sneaking peeks at me! Creeping into my bedroom, "accidentally" walking into the bathroom when I'm showering. You always look like your eyes are about to fall out of your head at the sight. I should tell your WIFE, aka, MY STEP-MOM. She's the one you married, remember? You should be staring at HER all the time, not someone half your age. Ugh, you creep me out.