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Honey, we need to have a talk. This marriage is a sham. I'm totally sexually frustrated, your pindick cock does absolutely nothing for me. Now, I'm not looking for a divorce, but... I was thinking... we could have a more "open" relationship. You know, you keep jerking off solo in the bathroom when you think I can't hear you... and I will indulge in all the hot lovers I want. My poor pussy hasn't had a huge dick in it since we got married! You are just way too small and inadequate. I can't wait to fuck a ton of hot new guys and remember what GOOD sex feels like. You've always sucked in bed, so I'm super excited to meet gorgeous new men who will know how to fuck me right. This is simply how its going to be going forward. You want me to be happy, right?