You have failed me for the last time. I know men are notoriously stupid, but you seem to mess up even the simplest task. Your services are no longer required. In fact, your LIFE is no longer required. It would be a crime to allow ineptitude of your magnitude loose on the galaxy. I'm afraid its up to me to terminate you humanely. This is a 'soft smother.' You will be put down by the crushing of my ass. It will be like falling resting... forever.