I finally get you home for our fabled third date- and you KNOW what's going to happen now! I'm so excited, I rip your pants off practically as soon as we're through the door. I yank your zipper down, pull your pants to your knees, and- WHAT'S THAT?! Is that a... DIAPER?! Oh my god, gross! You're such a sissy little bitch! What the fuck? You know what, I've got a few things here for diaper losers like you. Sit down and get ready to be treated like the little diaper freak you are.