Open your wallet for me and prepare for an intense drain game. Playing into the spirit of the dual draining I usually administer to your back account and balls simultaneously, we're playing a game of double trouble. You love giving me your money, and it thrills you to see my greed being flaunted so shamelessly. I literally make games out of taking hundreds of dollars from you. It's fun for me! I make in 20 minutes what it takes you a week to earn. This is why I'm rich and spoiled, and wallets like you beg me to take your cash. Surrender to the power I wield over your weak piggy brain. It's ...

Open your wallet for me and prepare for an intense drain game. Playing into the spirit of the dual draining I usually administer to your back account and balls simultaneously, we're playing a game of double trouble. You love giving me your money, and it thrills you to see my greed being flaunted so shamelessly. I literally make games out of taking hundreds of dollars from you. It's fun for me! I make in 20 minutes what it takes you a week to earn. This is why I'm rich and spoiled, and wallets like you beg me to take your cash. Surrender to the power I wield over your weak piggy brain. It's going to be so much fun!