You're the dorkiest guy in drama class. In fact, you're the theatre manager. I heard you're in charge of casting the play, and well.. I'd really like to be the star of the show. I DESERVE to be the center of attention. Just think.. you'd be able to sneak glimpses of me changing in and out of costumes all night in the dressing room. Remember, though.. if you don't give me this part, I DO have some pretty hefty blackmail against you. Choose wisely, dork.