I am NOT impressed with the picture of your dick you emailed me. Talk about MICRO-PENIS. That hard little jellybean of yours is goddamn hysterical. You think it was okay to that sight on me? Listen here, piggie.. we're going to play a game. You're going to take that dicklet to the beach. You're going to have an "accidental" slip of your pants in front of EVERYONE at the beach. Its MY JOB to expose that tiny penis to the world and publicly humiliate you. Its YOUR JOB to shut the fuck up and do what I say! P.S.- Don't forget sunscreen! Tee-hee.