Soo you thought you would get away with cheating on me? CUTE. I'd rather not trash this whole relationship over one transgression. I'll simply punish you. Cheating on your vegetarian girlfriend wasn't such a wise move, considering how grossed out you are by my farts. You've dealt with my diet making me gassy, but YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW how bad it really is. I'm going to tie you up, sit on your face, and toot until you're begging for mercy. You'll give me an apology, and you'll do it with the stench of my farts permeating your mouth and nose. HAH! Are you gagging already?