I come home from my first date with a new guy, and immediately start gushing about our day. It was wonderful. We went out to lunch, then had drinks at a little beach bar, then- PFFFT. I interrupt myself with a giant fart. Omg, how embarrassing. I'm still so gassy from lunch. I'm sorry, but I must have eaten something that didn't agree with me. I didn't want to tell you, but I was actually really farty on my date. It was so humiliating. You though... you seem to be turned on by it. Do you want more? Would it make you hard if I farted right in your face?