Of course you choose me over her every single time. It's not even fair to compare us. Look at how I excite you, how sexy I am. I simply exist and I have you head over heels. You are transfixed by me. That dirty hog you're married to doesn't stand a chance against ME. You need me, you crave me, you would do whatever it takes to have me. BEG ME to ruin your marriage!

Of course you choose me over her every single time. It's not even fair to compare us. Look at how I excite you, how sexy I am. I simply exist and I have you head over heels. You are transfixed by me. That dirty hog you're married to doesn't stand a chance against ME. You need me, you crave me, you would do whatever it takes to have me. BEG ME to ruin your marriage!