OMG you will NEVER believe who I ran into the other day- your EX! She was talking crazy, saying all this stuff about how she dumped you because you have a small dick. She said she could never feel you fucking her, and she faked all her orgasms. Can you BELIEVE that? I'm only telling you this because you're my buddy. Like, I wouldn't want to hurt your feeling or anything. Wait... are you going to CRY? Dude, I was just telling you what she said. Don't take it so seriously. Unless... DO you have a small cock?! Was she telling the TRUTH?! No fuckingway. Unzip your pants right now and show me. Some... Show more