You’ve been jerking off. You’ve been stroking. You’ve been watching porn obsessively, and you’ve been pounding your dick, but there is another level for you to ascend to. Up until now, you’ve only been masturbating, but the time has come for you to let porn and jerking take over your life. The time has come for you to forget that the world exists, and dive balls first into a solipsistic world of pure solitary pleasure. The time has come to dive headfirst into WONDERLAND. Jerking has been great, but it simply doesn’t cut it in comparison. Nothing beats the rush of following Alice down the RA...

You’ve been jerking off. You’ve been stroking. You’ve been watching porn obsessively, and you’ve been pounding your dick, but there is another level for you to ascend to. Up until now, you’ve only been masturbating, but the time has come for you to let porn and jerking take over your life. The time has come for you to forget that the world exists, and dive balls first into a solipsistic world of pure solitary pleasure. The time has come to dive headfirst into WONDERLAND. Jerking has been great, but it simply doesn’t cut it in comparison. Nothing beats the rush of following Alice down the RABBIT HOLE. Follow me now as you descend into total loss of control... into all consuming MADNESS. Jerking is done, and GOONING STARTS NOW.