Do you know what everyone wants on Halloween? Trick or treat candy. Do you know what you aren't? Trick or treat candy. I desire to make you wanted. Coveted. Halloween sorcery is best used on people like you- lonely, isolated, friendless. Can you imagine being a sugary little sweet, wrapped snuggly in your crinkly candy wrapper? Imagine people fighting over you, clamoring for the very best piece. Imagine your limbs liquidating, flowing into chocolatey lines, softening into something delicious. Wouldn't you like to be Kendi's delectable little treat? You're perfect. Let's do it.