Don't go out this Halloween. I want you to make plans, but you're not going to show up. You're going to rudely no-call/ no-show to all the events your friends invite you to. I'm going to go out and have the time of my life this Halloween- parties, costumes, drinking, and all my friends in one fabulous, spooky night! You're going to be home... all alone... further destroying your friendships and sitting in the dark wanking by yourself. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, loser!