My bitchy coworker is at it again- RUNNING her mouth about me. I'm sure you've heard about it. The grapevine in this office is ridiculous. I like her idea of showing off my arm hairs in the dark though. They show up so much better with a flashlight shining upon them, against the contrast of my dark office. The light picks up every little fair hair. Let me tell you about my fantasies and hatred for my bitchy, sexy-armed coworker. In exchange, I'll let you drool over my arms hairs and perfectly formed arms as I vent.