You will not believe what happened to me at the gym today! I had MEGA bubble guts. It's all I could focus on. I was kinda getting irritated about it, but then I remembered I have YOU! I have a kenneled slave waiting at home, who would LOVE my farts as a treat! You love my ass, and you love my gas. Plus, it really makes me laugh to rip ass right in your dumb face haha.