We need to talk. I know I asked to go official with you like two weeks ago, but we're running into some issues. Mainly, you trying to fuck me. that's getting old. I don't want to have sex with you. I think you misunderstood what I'm looking for. I didn't ask you out because I'm like, in love with you or anything. You're actually pretty boring, and so pale you kind of resemble an over-boiled hotdog. You see, you're a partner of appearances for me. You're the type of guy my parents want to see me with- dependable, successful, well-mannered... boring. Truth be told, I much prefer black men. Wh... Show more