Here's the hottest thing I can imagine: You, going into debt for me this holiday season, stroke by stroke. Not broke. Not strapped for cash. Straight up IN THE RED. Your every orgasm will dig you deeper into the hole. Stroking to my sparkly Christmas lingerie as you slide into ruin will only heighten the exhilarating rush of doing something so reckless, so irresponsible. It will be such a pleasurable experience to stroke yourself DEEP into poverty for me, watching your life and finances collapse as I ascend into even greater WEALTH.