This Halloween is going to be so sad for you. Poor little thing. All the real men are going to be out there, partying with hot princesses like me in tiny, slutty, fun costumes all month long. We'll be partying and hooking up while you're stuck at home like a loser. You won't be invited to ANY parties. You will be all alone at home, pumping your sad little loser stick and buying all my Halloween clips.