I pick on you little weirdos so much for being losers with no social life, but I actually LIKE having you all to myself. I enjoy being adored, worshiped, served. Let's get rid of any remaining social life you may have. Lose your friends. Cancel all plans to hang out with them. Stop returning text messages, stop updating your Facebook. Isolate yourself. Spend more and more time alone wanking. Dedicate your life to stroking and spending for me. I want to be your sole focus in life. I want serving me to be your sole purpose. Ditch the loser crew, loser.