Kiss them. You're nothing but a little foot-sucking loser. Pucker up and kiss them. Louder. I want to be able to hear you smooching my feet. Make out with my feet. Show me how you would make out with a woman, if you could get one. Get passionate with it. Get into it. Press your lips hard into my soles. Shove your face in there. Kiss hard. You fucking love my feet!