Aww, your girlfriend dumped you? Yeah, I can't say I'm surprised. Look, you're my step-brother and I love you, so let me help. I'm afraid I'm not talking about hooking you up with my hot friends. I'm talking about really helping you. Be honest... You've never really been comfortable as a guy, right? Just admit it. Don't be afraid. We're going to work together to make you happy- let's make you into my new step-sister.