Ew... why do you insist on showing me that little dicklette? Do you seriously think I get anything out of seeing that thing? Especially when its hard... your dick just looks weird. Its not just that its small. It seems... malformed. Yuck. That must be SO embarrassing. Its such a shame there's not even anything you can DO about that problem. You're just stuck with that little cockling for the rest of your life. The only thing its actually good for is generating my laughter and scorn.

Ew... why do you insist on showing me that little dicklette? Do you seriously think I get anything out of seeing that thing? Especially when its hard... your dick just looks weird. Its not just that its small. It seems... malformed. Yuck. That must be SO embarrassing. Its such a shame there's not even anything you can DO about that problem. You're just stuck with that little cockling for the rest of your life. The only thing its actually good for is generating my laughter and scorn.