Look, I said you could catch a ride with me to the Halloween party... I never said we were going *together* like a couple! Sweetie, I would never date someone like you. I was just being nice, offering you a ride... as a friend! Look. I have this girlfriend who might go to the party with you as her date. She only dates guys with really small penises, and, well, I've heard you're not packing anything bigger than a kernel of candy corn down there. Tell you what... pull your pants down and let me take a picture of your teeny-weeny as proof to show her. OMG that really IS small! I mean... WOW! L... Show more