Christmas is all about doing more for me. Amuse me. Entertain me with your presence, and shower me in presents. It's a white Christmas I'm dreaming of, and even a simpleton like you can figure this one out. It would absolutely delight me to see you eat your own cum, loser. Play with it first. I want you extra grossed out. Cum is so disgusting, and that's what makes it so fun to slurp down in my honor!