I love this time of year! Something about the holidays brings out the desperation and generosity in you losers. You become more committed than ever to spoiling me. It truly is Brat Season! You boys go crazy paying me more than ever between Thanksgiving, my birthday, and Christmas. I’m indulged with piles of gifts. I’m treated to hundreds of wallets draining for me, easier than ever. I barely have to lift a finger to earn my holiday bonus. Make sure I’m pampered more than ever this holiday season. Make it excessive. Make it expensive. Get spending!