You're my older step-bro just back from college. We haven't seen each other for YEARS due to an old argument we had. Tell you what... apologize to me now, and we'll bury the hatchet. I'm about to leave for college too, and we'll be on the same campus. We should be friends. Oh... you think you're too good to apologize? WELL then. I suppose I'll have to take matters into my own hands. I know your deepest, darkest secret... you're terrified of girls socks. I use my magic powers to shrink you down... down... down! You're so tiny now! I'm going to take you to college with me as my own personal f... Show more