I want a new toilet for Christmas! I'm bored of plain old ceramic bowls though... they're so... basic. Plain. I want a human toilet. I want a little bitch who will be my eager receptacle, bidet, and toilet paper in one. I want a potty that won't get back up... who can eat alllll the Christmas chocolates I can stuff it with. Why should a princess like Me have any less? I'm used to having the best clothes, car, house... My bathroom shouldn't, and won't, be any different. The only question is whether you can handle the job, ass-sucker.

I want a new toilet for Christmas! I'm bored of plain old ceramic bowls though... they're so... basic. Plain. I want a human toilet. I want a little bitch who will be my eager receptacle, bidet, and toilet paper in one. I want a potty that won't get back up... who can eat alllll the Christmas chocolates I can stuff it with. Why should a princess like Me have any less? I'm used to having the best clothes, car, house... My bathroom shouldn't, and won't, be any different. The only question is whether you can handle the job, ass-sucker.