Hey honey! Are you ready to have fun today? What should we do today? Small penis humiliation? Jack-off instructions? Ooh, maybe some hot foot worship! Oh, oh, I have a better idea! I'm just gonna leave my camera running while I go make some dinner and play on my laptop.. yeah! I know how much you secretly get off when I RIP YOU OFF HAHAHA. Go ahead and wank while I'm gone anyways, for all the good it'll do you.