I found the most amazing thing at the store today! It was almost prophetic. I found a pair of socks with your greedy little face on them. Astounding, I know. Take a look. See there? The likeness in uncanny. I found socks with your fat pig face right on them! That's your highest dream, isn't it? You want to be my #1 pay piggy, my oinking, eager pet. This month is your dream opportunity to work your way up the ranks. With both my birthday and Christmas looming, you need to LISTEN UP- I will lay out your itinerary and help you work your way above the horde of other swine clamoring to impress me t... Show more