You know what really stresses me out? Spending my own money. It makes me anxious to see money coming out of my account. I don’t want to feel anxiety. Stress causes wrinkles, and I don’t want my gorgeous face to wrinkle. You don’t want that either! You love my perfect good looks. I should never lose my own money to silly things like living expenses. That’s your responsibility! You need to ensure my comfort and spoiled lifestyle by covering my rent every month. That money should always be coming out of your bank account, and never mine. My numbers should always climb, while yours dwindle wit... Show more