You are in sooo much trouble bruvver! This was supposed to be a fun pool day- you, me, and our respective spouses all hanging out in the sunshine and having a good time. Turns out, your wife went through your phone when she went inside. What she found was... disturbing. God, this is so awkward. There were a TON of bikini pics in there. Close-ups and everything. Pictures of ME. Why do you have so many pictures of me half-dressed on your phone?! Actually, don't answer that. It must be really confusing for you. I'm the hottest girl you know. We grew up together, but you can't help the urges yo...

You are in sooo much trouble bruvver! This was supposed to be a fun pool day- you, me, and our respective spouses all hanging out in the sunshine and having a good time. Turns out, your wife went through your phone when she went inside. What she found was... disturbing. God, this is so awkward. There were a TON of bikini pics in there. Close-ups and everything. Pictures of ME. Why do you have so many pictures of me half-dressed on your phone?! Actually, don't answer that. It must be really confusing for you. I'm the hottest girl you know. We grew up together, but you can't help the urges you feel around me. You can't help reacting to my beauty and sensuality. You can't help fantasizing over my tan body in all my hot little bikinis, my curves pushing out and glistening in the sunshine. Its not natural, though. We need to fix this. Its okay, I have an idea on how to get this perversion out of your system...