I'm a big, big girl and you're a little, tiny man. The likes of you can't handle a giant goddess like me. Even before I was pregnant, my mass was too much for you. Now that I am knocked up? I'm bigger and better than ever before. Can you handle the weight of my big pregnant body if I sit on your lap? What if I squash you down with this huge round belly?

I'm a big, big girl and you're a little, tiny man. The likes of you can't handle a giant goddess like me. Even before I was pregnant, my mass was too much for you. Now that I am knocked up? I'm bigger and better than ever before. Can you handle the weight of my big pregnant body if I sit on your lap? What if I squash you down with this huge round belly?