I'm so glad you've finally decided to go pussy free. Makie it a conscious decision rather than a twist of fate. I know how you struggle to get laid, how difficult it is for someone like you to score pussy. It makes perfect sense that you would embrace the celibate life. Agree to stop trying. Your efforts have always been in vain, anyways. Your time is much better spent dedicated to serving women, rather than trying and failing to fuck us. You're much better off as a pussy free beta slave.