Decreased sex drive. Distracted. Secretive. I know the signs of a man with a dirty secret. You say you're my boyfriend, but I had a feeling there was someone... something... else holding your attention. I went through your closet. I found it. A BUTT PLUG. Everything made sense then. You've turned into a cock-craving faggot behind my back. You plug your ass up and ram dildos down your throat every time I'm away, don't you? Typical. I can always tell when a man is secretly a buttsniffing slut...