So, you think you're sooo smart for figuring out I've been moonlighting as a stripper. What did you expect? You can barely afford to pay me. This job sucks. Can you really blame me for trying to find some excitement and extra cash? I don't want to get written up. I need this job, no matter how paltry the pay. Let's have a little fun. Whip that dick out and I'll make you forget all about my little offense. Just be careful- I've been known to blackmail a boss or two!

So, you think you're sooo smart for figuring out I've been moonlighting as a stripper. What did you expect? You can barely afford to pay me. This job sucks. Can you really blame me for trying to find some excitement and extra cash? I don't want to get written up. I need this job, no matter how paltry the pay. Let's have a little fun. Whip that dick out and I'll make you forget all about my little offense. Just be careful- I've been known to blackmail a boss or two!